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09 March 2009 @ 10:35 pm
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Honorable mentions

Susan Mayer, Desperate Housewives; Ruby, Supernatural; Kate Austen, Lost; Eric Northman, True Blood; Elle, Heroes; Effy Stonem, Skins

Dick Casablancas, Veronica Mars; Dean Winchester, Supernatural; Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl; Bree Van De Kamp, Desperate Housewives; Angelus, Buffy & Angel; Sylar, Heroes

26. Jeremy Darling

Nick: Look, he doesn't even know these guys.
Jeremy: It's true I've never met those guys before in my life! Right, guys?
Illegal Immigrants: Okay Captain Jeremy, Captain Jeremy okay!
Nick: Did you teach 'em how to do that?
Jeremy: I was just havin' a little fun.

25. Jenny Humphrey

Jenny: No, you don't understand. I'm done. With you, with them - all of it.
Blair: Just like that, you wave the white flag.
Jenny: I lied. And I stole and I lost the respect of my family. For what, so I can be like you? You asked me before if it was all worth it. And my answer is, it's not.
Blair: I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like you couldn't afford it.
Jenny: Well, you were right.
Blair: Well, you put up a good fight. For a freshman.
Jenny: Thanks.
Blair: Hope you don't expect a hug.
Jenny: I don't expect anything anymore.

24. Gabrielle Solis

John: Why dont you return the shoes and get the money back?
Gabrielle: Return the shoes!?! I can't talk to you when you're being hysterical!

23. Alex Kelly & Julie Cooper

Okay, so the thing is, I forgot about the awesomeness that is Julie Cooper. I don't have PS on this computer, so I can't edit the picture, but she's up here with Alex. Hence, the quote featuring both of them.

Julie: Good morning Mariss... oh, hi. I didn't know you had a friend over last night. Well, I'm Marissa's mother, Julie Cooper-Nichol.
Alex: Alex.
Julie: Alex? Oh, yeah. You're the fiesty young lady Caleb mentioned. Well, I was just making bagels. I figured if the Cohens can do it, why can't we?
Alex: Oh, none for me, thanks. I don't eat breakfast.
Julie: Oh, that's very punk of you. You know, I used to like the punk in my day.
Marissa: Mom!
Julie: You're right, Marissa. It still is my day. I was just being modest.

22. Haley James Scott

Nathan: You know, me and Peyton broke up.
Haley: Peyton and I.
Nathan: What, she broke up with you, too? I just, I didn't know she was gonna take it this hard. She went off on Brooke at practice. I'm kinda worried about her.
Haley: Well, maybe you should have worried more about her when you were together. I'm sorry, but come on, it's true.
Nathan: No, you don't know the first thing about Peyton and I.
Haley: Me and Peyton.
Nathan: Whatever.

21. Seth Cohen

Seth: So what's the GP, RA?
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood.
Ryan: You're just using initials now?
Seth: Yeah. They save time.
Ryan: Well, not if you have to translate.
Seth: GP.
Ryan: Game Plan?
Seth: Good Point.

20. Brian Darling

Brian: (After scolding his bewildered son about his own lies) But remember, we pay the rent in this house with honesty. Don't make me raise your rent.
Mei Ling: Do you really believe his name is Gustav?
Brian: What choice do I have. Now at some point you have to just put your faith in humanity. Okay, gotta get to bible study.

19. Jal Fazer

all the guys at the table are staring at Jal's breasts
Jal: For Christ's sake! Stop Looking at them!
Maxxie: Oh, sorry, Jal. Well, they're out, aren't they?
Jal: You're gay!
Maxxie: Yeah... I mean, yeah. Of course.
Jal: And you're supposed to respect womens' bodies, Muslim boy!
Anwar: I’m respecting. Believe me, I’m respecting.

18. James 'Sawyer' Ford

Sawyer: So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?
Walt: I'm ten.
Sawyer: Okay, then it must be true.

17. Sam Winchester

Sam: What's interesting is you guys never really look at each other at the same time. You look at her when she’s not looking, she checks you out when you look away. ...It’s just an interesting observation. In a, you know, observationally interesting way.

16. Willow Rosenberg

Willow: Well... when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all. I - I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
Buffy: It's not that bad.
Willow: I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.
Buffy: You really haven't been dating lately.

15. Piper Halliwell

"I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?!"

14. Chris Miles

Angie: I don’t have sex with my 17 year-old students!
Chris: How old are they normally?

13. Summer Roberts

Summer: My Dad says chins are the new nose.
Anna: So did Picasso.
Summer: Really? What hospital does he work for? Kidding! I'm not that dumb, just shallow!

12. Brooke Davis

"I'm not book smart, I'm Brooke smart, and there is a big difference."

11. Veronica Mars

Troy: Flat?
Veronica: Just as God made me.
Troy: Are you always this persnickety?
Veronica: Sometimes I'm even persnicketier.

10. Logan Echolls

Clemmons: Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
Logan: "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
Clemmons: Oh. [fake laugh] Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
Logan: Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

09. Julian Sark

Sark: Gentlemen. Were you expecting a bigger party?
Vaughn: This isn't CRF headquarters.
Sark: You're a genius.
Vaughn: Where are we?
Sark: Nowhere, in particular. And that's the truth. Just a nice place for a chat. Really, Michael. Don't look so shocked. You couldn't have had such low expectations of me. Now with regards to your previous request. I will help you locate CRF leadership. But as always, you must do something for me in return.
Vaughn: Why the charade? If you were going to cooperate why run at all?
Sark: For the bubbly, of course.

08. Daniel 'Oz' Osbourne

Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.

07. Cordelia Chase

Cordelia: I came by to tell Buffy to stop all of this craziness and found you all unconscious ... again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a c... ? Oh, never mind. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.
Cordelia: Now, let's be clear. The brain damage happened before I hit you.

06. Spike

Spike: Oh, someone put a stake in me!
Xander: You gotta lot of volunteers in here.
Spike: I just can't take all this namby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians.
Willow: Uh, the preferred term is-
Spike: You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.
Buffy: Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of-- Not that I don't like Spaniards.
Spike: Listen to you. How you gonna fight anyone with that attitude?
Willow: We don't wanna fight anyone.
Buffy: I just wanna have Thanksgiving.
Spike: Heh. Yeah...Good luck.
Willow: If we could talk to him--
Spike: You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick.

05. Buffy Summers

Giles: You have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Buffy: Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.
Giles: It's as if you know me.

04. Blair Waldorf

"I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination!"

03. Darla

Angelus: This is outrageous. Don't those people know who we are?
Darla: I think they do. Which would explain the lynch mob.

02. Prue Halliwell

Piper: Leo, you're a genius, what would we do without him?
Prue: Oh, I dunno. I guess our lives wouldn't be the smooth running carefree existence that they are today.

01. Chandler Bing

Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel: Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale, fifty percent off.
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me.

Joey: All right, all right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?
Chandler: Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to The Russian Tea Room.

"Oh, I know. This must be so hard. 'Oh, no! Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!'"

Chandler: You're right, it is a ridiculous name!
Joey: It's not that bad.
Chandler: Yes, it is! From now on, I have no first name.
Joey: So you're just "Bing?"
Chandler: I have no name.
: discontentdiscontent
sounds: portishead - machine gun
Heather: BTVS - Buffy Summersamericangrl69 on March 15th, 2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
"I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?!"

I love that quote. It's one of my favorites.

I totally agree with most of these. Especially all the Buffy ones.
Laura: btvs: it's cordelia bitch!likegrass on March 16th, 2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
hahaha, mine too! ♥
Federicacoccinellerouge on March 16th, 2009 12:15 am (UTC)
love it!
chris, jal, buffy, blair! everybody in this picspam is love <3
Laura: skins: fuck itlikegrass on March 16th, 2009 05:54 pm (UTC)
awwwww, thanks! ♥
an australian flying beaver: TV- Gossip Girl- Chuck/Blair/Nate/Georgifrozenmolasses on March 16th, 2009 02:08 am (UTC)
This? Is awesome. Veronica and Blair are totally my #1s but I pretty much agree with everything here, at least from the shows I've seen. This almost makes me kinda want to watch The OC.

Great work! ♥
Laura: gg: blair is not amusedlikegrass on March 16th, 2009 05:54 pm (UTC)
hahaha, i'm glad! you should, definitely.

thank youuuu! ♥
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Laura: oth: hayley ilulikegrass on March 16th, 2009 05:53 pm (UTC)
omg, thank you so much! and i definitely agree about sark, i would've been so mad if they had killed him off!

lorelaievans on March 16th, 2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
So many in common \o/ Chandler, Blair, Brooke, Summer, Seth, Kate, haley, Sawyer and Piper <3
Vivica.: dickhell_show on March 17th, 2009 02:50 pm (UTC)
Dick Casablancas !!!
I love you !

Veronica Mars cast + Winchester brothers + Blair = my favorites.
Laura: veronica mars: logan&veronicalikegrass on March 18th, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
yep, he's pretty amazing!

i miss veronica mars so much. :(
letmypidgeonsgoletmypidgeonsgo on March 18th, 2009 03:58 am (UTC)
good stuff! brought back lots of memories
Laura: skins: this day will never happen againlikegrass on March 18th, 2009 09:33 pm (UTC)
thanks! ♥ and i'm glad!
Leystraypiglet on March 26th, 2009 05:18 am (UTC)
Chandler! Nobody comes close. :p
Laura: friends: the chandler laughlikegrass on March 26th, 2009 04:04 pm (UTC)
i know, right! :D